Nerd time:

I had that same thought - then thought she loaded that bow way too slow when the bad guy grabbed the other girl, Oliver would have put it through his eye by that point

To be fair, Lara grunts a hell of a lot in the English gameplay demo as well. To the point of distraction

Sounds like a sexy war, is there video coverage?

I cackled like a moron when the Charger came 'sploding out of the plane. It's so over the top and will make no sense, much like how they towed a safe through Rio in the last movie, but is so enjoyable...

I looked like a fucking idiot because I kept telling my wife the new Corvette would show up somewhere behind Beyonce. She's like are you crazy. In retrospect, how stupid would that have been. Then post-game I kept looking for it during the panning shots but, besides one quarter panel of red, I saw nothing.

True - I guess we're all rapists then.

What Enzo? I only see dat ass(es).

Welcome to the internet - where if there's nothing to bitch about, someone somewhere will find something to bitch about.

Maybe because I like both cars, it didn't register as product placement at all (even though he actually starts talking lease deals later on), but just a badass scene of a corrupt father-turned-drug-kingpin and his newfound riches, and the effects thereafter.

Yea, it shocked me this season when he said "one year ago when I got diagnosed." I'm like it's only been one year for the characters?!

Dat...hood...poor 300M...

How do you make Mercedes plural? Mercedi. Like Lexus, Lexi. Sounds stupid, I know.

What month is that? Twentember?

Felicia always confused the fuck outta me. My younger self didn't know whether to fap or throw a ball of yarn.

Because palette swapping is easy to do in video games. See: Sub-Zero, Scorpion, Reptile, Rain, Noob Saibot, Ermac, etc etc...

It's been over a decade but I can't get over how ridiculous that Splinter Cell triple night vision goggles look. Also, I never understood how Agent 47 could blend into anything with a shaved head and a barcode on his dome. And watching the Tim Olyphant movie version...he doesn't really.

Do you mean the HUD? I think that's referring to Deus Ex, and the first person view you have in that game.

So...you mean Yvonne Strahovski? Naturally blonde?

I doubt it