Not gonna lie, I'm gonna watch the shit out of this, it looks awesome. I've come to grips months ago that the WWZ adaptation we all want is never coming, and will be pretending that this isn't based on the book. I suggest everyone do the same, you'll be happier.

TL:DR, but the pic reminded me of this:

2) Mercedes "L": "It is the tackiest, chintziest, sloppiest LED application on a stock car, and it's from a once-proud luxury carmaker. Sad."

No, I think they're fine too. I think they're taking special offense because that's where an air intake would normally be to cool the brakes.

1) George Lazenby. 2) Austin Powers /amidoingthisright

This is insane. We're not some fucking third world country, this should not be happening. I know they're doing what they can with power out and no way to get the gas from port to station, but they need to do more.

I knew that picture was bullshit. There's just no way those initial GTA maps were that small.

I always knew all those Trollfaces and Forever Alones were good for something else besides meme-ing!

Reminds me of when I worked for a bank. When customers complained about overdraft fees of $35 for purchases as small as a pack of gum if the cust was negative balance, and then asked to just have the purchase rejected instead of going through at point of sale, we were expected to say something like "well, in our…

Imagine being drunk or high and stumbling across this...

Well, you gotta do something with that non-functional Camaro SS mail slot.

You better marry her, cause if you leave for any reason she will put you on blast in her next hit single

It's the immediacy of her reaction and the subsequent instant explosion that sells it

Is there a reason the dolphin sounds like Barry Gibbs?

Why're you running away? Trust me, we will all "flipper" if given the chance.

For god's sake. Even if the Bentley is already flood scrapped, you don't need to drag the body around like that. That's what terrorists do.

Only if you can pick it back up within said 5 seconds.

Yup, we biked near a burning car the firefighters were putting out, and when the tires blew I thought someone fired off a shotgun

Was it an SLR by Mansory, which looked like a locomotive?

Yes - with the inevitable weather rust and bent curb damage that the mullets never fixed.