High school cross country runners get laid?

You forgot about Bungie's attention to being a dick:

The Sharkraptor.

Just use the concept car names for the real cars. Elmiraj, Cien...

Is..is...is that the net weight or the GROSS WEIGHT?

Lol, our misunderstandings were just as funny as the clip! Thanks for the laughs! I had never heard of this new show but I enjoyed the article too :)

Tom, this is a very well thought out article. I don't feel insulted like I did reading Tavarish's article.

No shit, look at that big red oval they're trying to avoid.

Grammar shifting, not double spacing like you should. I live my life a paragraph at a time. For those 10 sentences or less, I'm comprehensive reading.

Also people who don't have it think your a magician or something. My Camry Hybrid has push to start and everyone at school thought it was really cool.

How much money do you have in the bank and whats your routing number?

Hellcat Caravan, because some people can't keep it in their pants and still need to run 10 sec 1/4 mile times with 6 pieces of crotchfruit in the back.

Or animal sounds, like a duck!

Let's take it to the consumerist extreme - if you're going to fake the engine sound, put options in the infotainment system menu, and let me pick which engine I'm in the mood for! Program it to fake a Merlin V12, Cobra 427, heck, why not an F16 jet sound!

I know a few pastry chefs and this behavior is fitting of most of them. They save all their inner daintiness for work. When they leave all that suppressed masculine anger sets forth upon the world.

Russian police siren = police brutality

Pfft, that car never would have made it half as far without the extra horsepower and downforce that wing provides. If there would have been a K&N and Flowmaster sticker on that car the cops wouldn't have stood a chance.

idk i think peegasms* are better

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