Because Germans gain their sustenance from needless bureaucratic documentation. For you, paperwork is a chore. For them, it's their lifeblood.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

"Listen Heather, I'm gonna either have to lay you off, or [lowers shades] lay you ON. Wait...no...I mean [raises shades]...Listen Heather, I'm either going to have to lay ON you [lowers shades] or lay you—fuck, that deflated the drama—wait, leave my office and then come back in like you weren't in here already. Yeah,…

The worst assassin ever. Do you really think the guild would keep him if he only completed .243 of his kills?

Ah I want a Detroit tigers one bad

I love Doug's tails as well. Usually, he's leaning against the car or sitting in it and you can't see it. But every now and then...

Yesterday an article from AOLautos

I'd bet that car smells amazing.

There are two kinds of people: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data sets.

I have a kid and a rear facing seat. I do not understand this.

It's amazing how timeless design is timeless.

Looks like they can't let sleeping dogs lie.

OH WOW! EVERY GAME FROM LAST GEN IS COMING TO NEXT GEN!

Well, he could in fact be running

That stiff emotionless sprint from Collateral is my favorite. Also one of my favorite Tom Cruise roles.

"YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS!"

So what's the difference between Nintendo and Mercedes giving out this DLC for free to Mario Kart 8 players and Forza/DriveClub/Project Cars/etc charging consumers for cars as DLC in their games?

Let's be fair: no one else looks that good running.

He needs to finish the game because he needs to be somewhere.

Poor kid. This reminds me of that high school track and field girl that everyone was obsessing over in America for a while. A few pictures of her hit the internet, go viral, a few sleazy "sports" sites like Bleacher Report run giant "10 sexiest jailbait atheletes" slideshows featuring her prominently, and nobody…