Neither is anyone's lunch, but go load up Twitter or Instagram...

You may need to work out a bit more.

The cat is doing cat stuff in a different place.

It gave me the biggest laugh out of all of them. I'm immature :P

I don't have a good feeling about this, can't quite figure out why.

This is a movie that has a Ken Watanabe-voiced autobot who calls Optimus Prime 'sensei,' is named 'Drift,' and speaks in Haiku.

That is not awesome. That is dumb and racist. (In a fashion of racism not contained in hatred, but a fashion of racism that reduces ethnicities to stereotypes)

This is one of the most EPIC crashes I've seen on the internets.

This is the kind of shit needs to be taken more seriously in terms of punishment. You're putting lives in danger just as you would driving drunk and get half the punishment.

As an owner of many expensive cars: running these speeds in heavy traffic makes you a douchenozzle. All of these dudes. It's not about the money.

and that's why only pass on the left lane

Now all apple fans can live out their fantasy and simulate fucking an apple product.

I pushed an E350 out of ruts about 2 inches deep on my own. Thing was suffering from a bout of shitty autozone battery at the time and wouldn't start after reaching its 4x4 self at the bottom of the driveway. Had to go about 15 feet up a slight hill. Not the easiest thing I ever did. That's for damn sure.

In the hangar deck they have several "jacks" that are intended for use with these stands. The stands themselves are normally used for maintenance on the landing gear, not really for this situation - but it isn't really a stretch from their intended use. You'll find similar stands in most aircraft maintenance hangars…

Well…..she is a slayer y'know…

Girls don't always wash their hair every time they take a shower.

You're cool with the invisible spirit that follows her around though.