Obligatory "Why did you turn?"

I dont think so, because home 3D systems use a shutter/polarization system. But, hell, I dunno. I dont think it'll work, but we should give it a try!

1. Oculus Rift screens are not crossed. You would ave to swap the left and right screen to view it cross eyed.

I don't think that will work. Here it works because you actually have 2 separated images. On a 3D TV you get 2 images on the same frame. It will only lead to you seeing the image 4 times and getting a eye strain and a headache.

I just realized you can view Oculus screen shots in 3d by crossing your eyes o.O

Oh, fuck, it's an acronym. Nvm, I get it. I was reading it like 'the guy used to joe' in the batter. ... It's 5am, fuck everything.

But an assassin who travels back in time, now that's not silly at all :D

Which one of your jaws hit the floor?

Koch spider loves sharing the coke.

Meanwhile, on the shores of the Detroit River.....

yes, she's basically trolling all the boys on the internet.

Thank God for Google images. I'd have nothing to say otherwise.

You tell 'em Jon Snow.

Oh give me a break here.

if you can't do it the old fashioned way, you certainly can't do it with a boomin' system. LL Cool J can back me up on this.

wait....

It's not so far-fetched. After all, you can give a man an orgasm with a Dodge Viper.

I tried this and it totally worked. They did leave out the part where the tennis ball is actually a brick and instead of pressing it to the lock you throw it through the window though.