this is the world we live in now...

or this cool!! web page that lists stuff by how RARE it is

going thru the boxes now

Damn prude America. Bring those ads over here and see how RAV4 sales start to spike. Women will want to feel sexy when driving a CUV and men will want to buy because T&A. WIN WIN

I have come to destroy this wretched place of shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Jordanian Toyota Ad.

Wow! Sharp eye. I didn't realize other than the stripe that they had any body differences.

Women are crazy,

Dunno, I've dropped my iPhone multiple times and it's been fine. My wife, who got bad news one day on the phone, threw (not dropped) her iPhone 4 hard on the carpet, and it was fine. I was like WTF WOMAN PHONES ARENT FREE

Wait...THAT'S how he did it?! I've been wondering for years and for whatever reason never got around to Googling.

Death Magnetic was 100 times better than St. Anger. Robert Trujillo saved whatever shred of Metallic was left.

So a pinball machine can get more Metallica songs than RockBand? Kevin Sorbo, let these people know how I feel...

Car movie's with a bunch of super cars are not a guarantee of a good movie. Unfortunately I remember that 90 minute turbo-charged NoS injected regret which took me to the red-line of suicidal tendencies for wasting my time (not to mention wanting to punch Eddie for crashing the Enzo in that PR stunt that was probably…

For the inner child of the Jalopnik commentator:

Hahaha IF ONLY!! That would be like free pizza. No it doesn't. Here are some of my findings.

Everyone's saying Jet's or Shield's, and while they're good I'm gonna throw some love to Hungry Howie's. The grease will seep through the box, given enough time, but free buttery flavory crust and crumble ground beef equals the tits in my book. And they don't have them here in TX... :(

"Well fuck you then"

Microsoft Corporation - 2013

ugh, don't nuke leftover pizza. throw it in a toaster oven for a minute and it is so much better.