JohnnyWasASchoolBoy
JohnnyWasASchoolBoy
JohnnyWasASchoolBoy

Their palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit in the aisle already, mom’s spaghetti
They’re nervous, only 6 lavatories and none are ready

Do your knees hurt from being on them in front of elon all the time? or does he give you a break and lay down so you can suck it from the side? 

I married into a Right wing North Dakotan Norwegian Lutheran family full of electrical engineers. Pity me.

Agreed.  Those weird scoops in front of the rear quarter windows and the Pep Boys rear spoiler don’t help.  I get that they’re functional but seems like there could have been a better way to integrate brake cooling (or whatever) and rear downforce in a more cohesive way. 

You nailed it. If we’ve had a particularly snowy/road salty winter I definitely pay extra at the car wash to have the undercarriage wash if I can’t get a hose under the car.

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Ironiq

Which explains why I couldn’t hear them.

And Cruz was exaggerating, at that.

THIS IS NOT ART I KNOW WHAT ART IS ART IS WHEN YOU PAINT A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF A BEAUTIFUL LANDSCAPE YOU COULD HAVE DONATED THESE CARS TO SOMEBODY I AM MAD 

It’s the ones that DON’T look dramatic that are the worst. You want to be bouncing and spinning and shedding parts. That is shedding energy. It’s the undramatic sudden stop crashes like Dale Earnhardt’s that get you very dead, very, very quickly. Though IIRC, Senna died because a piece of the car hit him in the head,

There’s an element of when eyesight can’t see the driver can’t see anyway so should be either massively slowing down, or stopping anyway.

Same with the Lotus Evora. They have modest power by modern standards, but it’s enough to feel extremely competent without coming across as a liability.

looks like a not so subtle nod to JPS (John Player Special) livery.

In Edmonton I was blinded during the day by some Ford pickup with the brightest headlights I have ever seen- and the way my eyes felt afterwards may see again. I was facing it in a left turn lane in my lowered car so his lights lined up perfectly with my eyes, they actually hurt afterwards

Part of the problem is they don’t advertise it. Also, it will sort of still exist, they just stopped calling it the Legacy Outback as that model evolved into the Outback.

And a corollary to this is they won’t replace a part if it can be fixed. My wife had some kind of problem with the auto trans not shifting right. Made it into Mike’s Auto, left it and walked the half mile back home. 2 hours later he said it was ready. Some part of the shift linkage had broken, and instead of waiting

His condition makes him literally a Belgian Ail.

A goddamn truck that you can’t drive in the mud lol. 

Yes it is less than football but practice pads, a giant bag of balls and everyones backpack can take up some room. And yes the Soul is also the team sober cab.