Canepa in Scotts Valley, California

Stanced with adjustable chin spoiler and stack spoilers out back.

Feel better. It’s hard to deal with racists any day and even worse when you’re sick.

I say this as a white man - shut the fuck up, you cracker-ass cracker.

Also classic:

it’s “effects” Madison.

935's are dope.

One of the weird things you learn as a farm kid is that placentas are very difficult to shovel up. If any bit is hanging over the edge, the whole thing just oozes off.

Less racism and xenophobia.

When I was in fourth grade I protested violently that I didn’t like Cathy Rogers (not her real name) when I was actually infatuated with her. No, not the same thing but.. c’mon.

They do, and they have police at the exit. This is about 1/4 mile away from the exit. Basically everyone just waits til they’re a little ways away from the exit and cops to do this. Expand this area and they’d move a little further.

That must have been date night, ‘cause we did the same thing. First date night in three months. Had the audacity to go to the nice Italian restaurant in down town instead of a shitty chain like Chili’s.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

You’ve really got to admire the church’s willingness to embrace the entirely fictional just because someone put it in a book.

Had no idea Jalops were so hip to the WWE scene. This one went way over my head.

I had to Google it, myself...

I don’t get it either. I’m 42 and the only wrestling thing I know since Hogan and Andre the Giant is something about smelling something the Rock has been preparing in the kitchen.

Cena’s most famous catchphrase is “You can’t see me.”

In Edmonton this was ‘bumpering’