Came for Stripes.

Still better than Pence. Mother won’t even let him hold a banana.

London Köln to the underworld

In spades.

12 years was probably long enough to earn the title: *First Class* Petty Officer Dickhead...

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

“That, right there. Is a total, selfless, badass, hero.”

are you really trying to compare a sports car chassis and a pickup truck bed? because this was a one in a million shot and my pickup bed gets tools, heavy equipment, dirt bikes and all kinds of other random junk thrown in it daily.

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

This is why they charge a hefty cleaning fee if you rent a car in Alaska and return it with visual or odorous evidence that it was used to haul salmon or bear.

I rented a car once. After opting for the rental car insurance on the rental agreement paperwork, I thanked the clerk for their time and assistance. For the duration of the rental period, I obeyed all traffic laws and proper motorist etiquette. Since I was only renting the car, and it was not mine, I was considerate…

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

Waiting for Koenigsegg to put out a press report saying something like, “We were capable of running 0-100 mph and then sustained that speed running on only cylinders 1, 3, 5, and 7 for an hour, accomplishing an average fuel economy of 30 mpg. Suck it.”

The metric system is better.

so if you see a dead body lying in the street its already dead and that means its ok to run it over?

I say a variation of this 39 times a day....are you my dad?

Maybe you need spageters if you sad.

They promised a back hoe and he didn’t know it will be construction equipment.

If you don’t like MLS, you don’t like MLS. Keep pretending you’re someone you’re not.

Do or don’t. Doesn’t affect anyone but you.