From the listing. That’s a carb.

Lose the Amazon-mountain bike-looking wheels and this is a total winner. I’d buy one in a heartbeat.

My understanding is that it’s both.

Nissan. Their cars disappear into the landscape. Nothing they make stands out in any way. Even the GTR is more of a curiosity than a head-turner. 

When you were a kid, didn’t you want real-life versions of your Lego trucks?

Here Grasscatcher2. This is what you were hoping for.

I agree. If you get hit while sprinting across the middle of a busy road (especially if you’re looking at your cell phone or are otherwise distracted) you’re going to shoulder a huge amount of the liability. Jaywalking being legal won’t protect you from the consequences of your actions.

From the Cornell Law Library:

Sure, it sounds like ass; but at least it’s ugly as fuck.

It’s shocking how little damage there was. I hit a deer in my Tundra and it damn near tore the front bumper cover off, tore off the transmission cooler’s radiator, dented and shifted the left front quarter panel, and blew out the left headlight and fog light. 

And the Celestiq is best suited to being burned in anger. 

And then the guitars go meedly meedly meedly...

Not sure how US or State law works, but up here in Alberta this would be totally illegal without an AGLC (Alberta Liquor and Gaming Commission) license. Even without buying the ticket, the promise of a cash prize triggers the need for a lottery license. 

Clearly this is modern Christine. Previous owner: deceased. Current owner: weird nerd with hot girlfriend.

The exterior is fantastic. I love the colour-matching to the original. The rest of it is tacky in a “Donald Trump shitting on a gold toilet” kind of way. It could have been really subtle and really cool. Too bad they went for “Ostentatious Vegas”.

Something with great, unobstructed visibility.

Our Crosstrek is now out of warranty. There is a fantastic Subaru engine builder in town and I’m seriously thinking about starting that conversation with them. 300hp, manual swap, 1 inch lift, full skid pan... shenanigans. 

Totally unrelated question: Did Jalopnik separate itself from The Root, Kokatu, and Quartz? They’re not on Jalopnik’s masthead anymore, and Jalopnik isn’t on theirs.

America has no shame anymore. You have an ex-President praising Nazis and paying pornstars. A significant portion of the population are taking their social cues from that bloviating orange idiot. Social entitlement and the rise of “Karen” are skyrocketing, while social shame is all but gone.

“if I can retire debt free, it would make that time of my life a lot easier.”