My best friend had one when we were in university (1991/92ish). It was a ton of fun. Hers was red with the camback. We had to store the camback in her dad’s garage. You could take the roof and rear hatch completely off and have basically a convertible with a large rollbar.

Be a total weirdo and head up to Vancouver Island to snap up this 1988 Nissan Pulsar for $3500CAD. Removable rear hatch with the ability to add on the factory camback, popup headlights, 1980s Nissan reliability, those perfect “here come the ‘90s” wheels. You need a Pulsar.

And so it goes; it’s vs its, apostrophes on plural words, sentences missing verbs, are just part of Thursday.

I think I kind of love this. It’s interesting in the best possible ways. 

I’m going to catch crap for this but, whatever. The Gallardo Spyder is cheap-looking. Top up, it looks like aftermarket hack job. Top down it looks like a cheap knock-off toy. I also can’t help but believe that they’re driven by insufferable, middle-age-crisis guys, with “more than Corvette” money.

“ Others are in favor of their Cybertrucks developing orange stains, saying that they’re looking forward to the patina the stainless steel may develop.”

Got it. Thanks for the clarification.

It doesn’t work like that. Your cell phone is constantly pinging the system and telling the world where you are. By using the phone you are implicitly agreeing to share your location.

So, when we do eventually eat the rich, we’re going to take G-Wagon door handle diamonds and adorn the guillotine so it looks pretty. Right?

“The officers had reason to believe Jackson owned/possessed a firearm with a suppressor.”

“There is something truly special about a couple of car nerds going to a car museum and nerding out on all the nerdy details.”

If you think that the guy you apparently searched and cuffed, in the locked backseat of your cruiser is shooting at you, you need to take the President’s cognition test.

Good catch on the date. 

They did, but this wasn’t one of them. 

“The ship in question is the SS Arlington, which was a World War Two carrier...”

YEEEEEHHHAAAAWWWW Dodge RAM here. You don’t want no Ford pussy-truck. We gots a RAM 3500 Mega-Quad Totally Big Peepee Scorched Earth Edition for you.

Didn’t we just do this a couple of weeks ago?

Yeah, but Owen’s gotta be smoking crack to think that any modern Vantage would be analogous to a Cayman, and that at any point Aston would be thinking that people would cross-shop a Vantage with any of the lesser Porsche offerings.

Somebody please go check on Bradley. I fear he may have a head injury.