Nevermind. 

Ok. First of all Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is a treasure.

I’m slightly colour-blind. This tracks as neon yellow for me. 

Wow. That’s great. My neighbour has a Guila and he complains about it. It’s pretty cool looking though. I told him he needs to wrap in neon yellow like the one in the opening scenes of 6 Underground.

Alfa Romeo 4C. I love this car. It looks absolutely stunning, has amazing driving dynamics, and has an Italian pedigree. It is by all accounts, a special car. There was one for sale in town that I could’ve pulled the trigger on. It was a beautiful pearl-white, lots of carbon fibre, and low miles. I was sorely tempted.…

I don’t find it nearly as offensive as the Nissan. 

Police released a picture of the driver and one of the passengers. They issued a BOLO for a one-armed driver seen fleeing the scene in a tanker truck.

Oh that Nissan Aryia got beat by the ugly stick.

They’re the ultimate adventure vehicle. Skiing in the backcountry, remote paddling put-ins, remote campsites and climbing sites... 

Troop carrier in tan. I spent 6 weeks driving around Tanzania and Uganda in a Land Cruiser Troop Carrier. I would love to have one for my Rocky Mountain adventures. 

I’m not cleaning it out; that’s for the insurance company to figure out. However Saturday morning I got a call from a friend. Someone broke into their truck overnight and left a mess of used needles, vomit, and other assorted paraphernalia. We have a pretty high population of fentanyl users in town. I told my friend…

Oh yeah, that’s right. As per Sir Mix-a-Lot: “Gotta roll this bucket ‘cause my Benz is in the shop”

Yeah, that’s what I was going for. Us old people have hooptie. These young kids have Cigarette Car; which has no poetry to at all. 

So Cigarette Car replaces Hooptie?

How to go from Superfast to super-stopped in two easy steps.

There is a very special kind of overnight ice buildup on the windshield that occurs between -5C and -10C. Outside of that range scraping your windows is a snap. Within that range, the ice bonds to the glass to the point that they’re like one surface. There isn’t a tool aside from a razor blade that will remove it with…

Thank you! I was about to ask the same question.

Wow.

Maybe next week I’ll light the wheelie bin on fire and push it down the driveway.