Probably his last drive for the rest of the season.

So the rehab went well...

This is the greatest metaphor I've ever heard, I'm crying.

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

He is like 70. He can do what he wants. He is at the George Carlin age.

This is the best thing Flyers fans have ever done since...

Goodell: Two games!

“It’s good that he made one movie. With that, he should stop [making movies].”

The pure athletic instinct to react when you feel something slipping out from between your legs is the plus side to being part of an organization known for shitting the bed.

I’m a boring, standard issue white dude, but I like her because she’s funny.

The problem is guns. Not mental illness, not misogyny, not male entitlement. Those are other problems, with other solutions. The problem causing mass shootings is guns.

But he’s such a great leader he makes everyone around him slower.

My god, he’s full of scars!

MORE LIKE SLOW-BE BRYANT.

“Hold me back! Hold me back! God damn it, somebody HOLD ME BACK, please!”

“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.

You used three sets of parentheses, but one period? You should not be in any school system.

Good Kinja.

Yeah I mean over the top, but it was a lot like mgs2, you play the first bit as the real snake, then the last 80% as a snake stand in.

“THIS GAME IS A 10”