I wonder how a lot of the hometown fans will see it (or, as the douchier ones call themselves, “team owners”). I’ve got a lot of family up in that region. They had an allegiance to McCarthy that I could only assume had to do with shared physique.

Man, he can have New York. I hope the subways create a fucking sinkhole and swallow Jeff Bezos up whole.

That sounds biased. 

Don’t worry, the jury will be back in after a the court’s boofing session.

Man, those numbers got shut down pretty quick. I dug up a link from the Wayback so I could tell Graham to do a reversal on the GOP modus operandi and go fuck himself for a change, but it was already disconnected. What a bummer.

Since his office’s phone inbox is full, I’m inclined to ask... has anyone ever tried faxing a politician? I’d assume they just have their printers hooked up to their shredders by now, but I feel like an email would still be the most ignored medium by these geriatric old white dudes.

Sold out?

No problem, pops.
xoxo

Nah, man. I don’t care if you’re all about getting pitted to d-beats and collecting Slap-a-Ham records, or if you’re some shy nerd going “who’s punk what’s the score.” I’m just letting the kids know that name-dropping Joe Strummer and tagging a few safety pins on your clothes doesn’t constitute as cultural…

The Sex Pistols can qualify, too.
Is that you in your profile pic?

“Sod off wanker,” really?

That’s a solid smattering of Clash references there.
That said, I never got how Joe Strummer and The Clash got a punk reputation on dull bar blues-cum-dub rock tracks. “They can stuff their punk credentials//cause it’s them that take the cash.”

In case anyone was looking to respond to #1 rape fan Mister Alighieri, check out his comment history to get a sense of the intellectual black hole you’re venturing into, because it’s a bottomless void of shitposting from a dude with a lot of free time to defend some remarkably asinine causes.

Tangential question: why do people go to OU? I used to visit a friend who lived in OKC for a bit, and that whole state is a fucking bummer. The college experience has too much life-shaping potential to be wasted in Oklahoma.

Have you ever heard about how she treats her staff and writers? Apparently she’s a pretty awful person to work for, and other comedians have mentioned that her television celebrity status has kind of allowed her to feel above the rest of them socially. I have no opinion about her either way because I never watch her (l…

Dude’s worth more than 1.6 million families. It’s legitimately impossible to fathom that amount.

Yep. Buy drugs. Because that’s what crypto is for.

Man, I was hoping to see a comments section brimming with takes of all different temperatures. I don’t think there’s a single editorialization on this that I won’t find unnecessary and idiotic to some degree or another, be it either positive or negative.

I have so many playlists, but I’m still always adding to them or skipping around impulsively. That’s one thing I miss about the indivisibly long sides of mixtapes. Still a high art form, in my humble opinion.