JohnnyNosebleed
Johnny Nosebleed
JohnnyNosebleed

It’s hard to say Stephen Hawking’s death is a surprise, but symbolically it feels like an omen to the intellectual direction of the world in these times...

Skip ‘em all and just shop on Amazon...
Oh, wait. Fuck.

I’ve wondered about this so effing much. Even as far as nonprofit profiteering goes, I feel like there are so many cooks in the kitchen that no one person knows what is going on, so it’s easier to respond with a blanket “all guns all the time” statement than delineate on all of of the weird special interests factions

Not surprising perspective from a president who thinks that stockpiling nukes makes the world a safer place.
Alternative solution: provide all students with gas masks and, in case of a threat, pump Sarin gas through the vents and have the students and faculty put on their masks... or something equally idiotic.

Fucking radical.

Why “required viewing?” Genuinely curious.
Don’t get me wrong, I did enjoy it, but the sociocultural narrative wasn’t anything I hadn’t seen in other permutations before, especially with sci-fi and fantasy. The horror aspect was tame at best. And in terms of the rest of the package, just about any b-horror body

Finally, the #metooth movement says #timesup to sharp chips.

When my roommate used to blast BtBaM, I’d read him the lyrics to “Selkies” out loud. Being technically adept isn’t enough to save them from being an embarrassing band, nor should it ever be a grounds for defense. I gave up around The Great Misdirect and Parallax when they started sounding like some carnival garbage

Undoubtedly an unpopular take, but yeah... Get Out was just another bodysnatcher movie re-skinned (womp womp) with socio-political commentary. Not an especially good horror movie.

Why don’t people rep Papalote’s taco game more? I could jam a dozen of those down my throat on a daily basis.
As much as the taco and BBQ cliche is in full game in ATX, places like Ramen Tatsu-ya and Via 313 are where I would take a tourist to.

Nobody competent, and that’s why Lavrov is able to openly rip on the United States.
The United States is unarguably in open decline on international relations. The fact that I have to explain how destabilization works to you is a pretty good indication that this is a dead end conversation, though. But hey, it’s all

Trump doesn’t have the wherewithal to know how to serve anyone’s international agenda. The dude’s functionally retarded. Trump’s not on Putin’s payroll, obviously, but Putin helped get him elected because of people like Flynn, who actually knew how to try and get their agenda moving.

A lot of his proclivities have been in the public eye for some time, so it’s not surprising so much as it is odd that his reputation hasn’t been in decline for a good while.

The Kotaku comments section is a children’s ball pit inhabited by adolescent adults with a narrow worldview who have strong opinions about weak topics. I wouldn’t spend too long there.

And I say that as someone who is not entirely sure who this Cardi B person is.

Her music fucking blows. If you’re all about the backstory, then watch a shitty Hollywood melodrama.

Now, I don’t want to reignite the Regional Pizza Wars or start a RPWII, but when it comes to midwestern pizza styles, I’m gonna throw all the Chicagoans under the bus and say that Detroit style pizza is king of the non-NY pies.

So many neigh-sayers. Give the dude a break; he’s used to riding foals.