Between work, home, graphic design, and sound design, I have a PC, a Windows laptop, and two MacBooks. Fuck anyone who cares about either.

Not to spur an inane debate but, I use to think Mane and Tail was pretty hot to trot when it came to managing my man mane. Honestly, though, I switched over to keeping sulfate-free shampoos in my stable, and I sometimes saddle up with an apple cider vinegar wash followed up with a dash of argan oil after I dry off to…

“All of the stress and frustration that I find myself in now is nothing compared to the pain and distress you have caused these women.”

Nah, the asshole in in the middle. The polar ends of most spectrums are progression and regression.
Just ‘cause you’re a shit-talking asshat who works “in IT” doesn’t mean you’re enlightened, and your posting history is more than enough evidence of that.

What are the odds that this doesn’t get blocked by a court for being unconstitutional? It seems like, if it were any other medium, this would be a harder thing to repeal. However, the internet is an entity that republicans seem to be so pressed to smother; I assume it has as much to do with vague ideas of monetization…

Gray all day.

Between me access to HBO Go, Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime (only one of which I pay for), I still feel like I’m wasting too much time searching for something to watch that I barely enjoy. I think the truth of it is that, like with all the garbage I used to unenthustically watch on cable, the truth is always that the…

This must’ve slipped out of the margins on my copy of “What Happened.”

Elon Musk has been the wet dream of a lot of C-levels I’ve worked for; he embodies leftist ideals that make people socially acceptable to the common masses, while still managing to use his ideas as components of his perfect capitalist machine.
To me, he’s just another suit masquerading as a genius and pretending he’s…

Sweet long-distance McNair blowjob.

I’m not going to go down the list while typing on my phone, but I like Warren a lot, and her relationship with Raytheon is pretty indicative of why standards should always be placed on ideals and not individuals.

Ah, now it’s time to pretend Brett Hundley (who?) is better than Kaepernick, thus allowing the status quo to remain level in two ways: fat cheesehead honkeys won’t have to make excuses on why they’re willing to give Kaep a chance, and Mike McCarthy can piss away another season of missed opportunities with some no-name…

Even then, I don’t think labels have that much muscle anymore. Furthermore, the exposure I have to commercial pop music seems to suggest that the big female artists which have stronger label marketing are in the headlines about as regularly as male acts. In fact, I don’t know of more than a couple non-female artists…

Oh, his wife is black?
Cool.
That clears it up. I’m glad we’re giving him the Alex Jones benefit of the doubt that the character he plays is absolved because it’s a character he’s doing for money.
Oh, and did you hear? His wife is black! There’ no way he can be racist then!

What’s to research? It’s all right there: the dude love trolling. It’s hardly a hitpiece if it’s taking one of (allegedly) most famous music reviewers and saying “this is the other half of his output.” Would it be a hitpiece to report on Roman Polanski’s non-directorial ventures? Read it or don’t, but it’s all there.

The dude’s reviews are an insult to anyone who cares about music. His scope in a thousand miles wide and an inch deep. All he’s done is taken the old Pitchfork format of waxing poetic about what feelings the songs give him, and ran with it, adding those dumb YouTube quick-edits and shit to make it more palpable for…

Hit up that Trader Joe’s faux-chorizo to really get your rocks off.

Nah. I transitioned to being primarily a Mac user once I started doing sound design. I prefer Macs, but still have a Windows machine and a book with a Windows VM on it for work. Despite my preference, I’m still pretty OS/brand agnostic. Each has its issues, but to me it’s irrelevant as soon as I’m programming or…

Nah, this is the fuckin’ anthem:

Why do people think “ideologues” are a bad thing when it comes to military action in international territories? North Korea, Al Qaeda, and ISIL are all in part products of the machine that has spanned both parties. How can you be against someone distancing themselves from party affiliation while still enacting the…