5) Visiting Glassdoor.
Seriously. If you work in the tech industry, chances are your company cares a lot more than they let on.
This isn’t to say your opinions matter; only if you’re publicizing said opinions in a way they don’t like.

What is it about people conflating patriotism and military service?
And for that matter, why does everyone get a hardon over someone having served in the military?

Yep. That’s the video, genius.

Alternately: do whatever you want to do with your life and make your own fucking decisions.

The shit I’ve seen in the “creative” fields. Copywriters have some of the most ostentatious cover letters.
Ultimately, this is the sad truth of our dreamless new age:

Does this mean I won’t see a dozen articles posted about it on a daily basis?

There’s so much these days that finds me embracing the irreconcilable entropy of situations, because it’s of small consolation that everyone has to admit when things are fundamentally broken.

To be fair, Iowa City cops spend 90% of their time busting up parties and herding around drunk hobos. I feel like their lack of exposure to real tense situations may be the biggest factor in the dude walking away intact.

Dude needs to eat a dick.

Wade and Rondo?
Oh, Chicago.

In the Pat Riley dictionary, loyalty is just defined in dollar signs.
Never was a huge D Wade fan, but I definitely pity the poor bastard for losing our on more money than I’d ever see in a dozen lifetimes...

I get wanting to nab a ring, but it would feel so fucking shallow with Steph Curry hoisting that trophy over him after it’s all through.

“Blistering 79 degrees.”

That’s the bar for “freaking the fuck out” these days? It was just a little poncy affectation from a famed egoist. Seems like nbd.

Atlanta probably just had him try on a Jersey with Stickum on the inside, then Dwight chuckled like the bobblehead he is and shrugged “okay, ya got me.”

Gold as a shower.

Going forward, I didn’t think Love would be considered a teammate.

Well, I most certainly don’t (so long as you don’t scrub through my posting history).