Woof. You know your fifteen minutes of fame are up when even the refs stop paying attention.

Fuck you and your cop fetishism. I hope you crash into a police car.

One of the worst tropes of sports journalism is the whole “couldn’t miss in that moment, blah blah blah, down to one chance” nonsense.

Fascinating article, but the editorializing was unnecessary. It reads like a high school think piece.

In a lot of ways, I agree with this. The problem as I see it, however, is that Bernie’s relying on his mora integrity as one of his selling points, so of course it’s easy to scrutinize this. On the other hand, I know that if the roles were reversed on this one, I’d write it off as small potatoes given the graces I…

A timely response; independent musicians have only been having this conversation for a decade and a half now.

Ha ha ha. Christ. This dude seems like a fuckin’ peach to hang out with.

Stop being a pussy, talking about super hero movie visual, and nut up with some drugs.

“touring funk band quantities of cocaine”

Actually, it dries your hands, and it effects the ball.

I would argue a few of those points on a personal level, but I think that’s a well-reasoned response.

I highly doubt anyone in the Gawker crowd will vote conservative.

...are you stoned?

So... is asinine hyperbole the new standard of discussion?

I’ve said this before, but...

I know you’re insinuating sex, but if you’re still using a ;P emoticon, chances are you’re probably too young to be so familiar with intercourse.

A true Aussie would never rate a drop bear that high.

Riveting “article.”

This is remarkably idiotic.

I fucking hate the Bernie-supporter’s narrative of feminism, and I find Hillary’s camp to kind of pimp it out to its own disservice, but either way, I think making it such a binary division is perhaps the most insulting trend of liberal ideologues.