When will he lose his job over not being funny? Is that ever gonna happen?

“But there’s something especially funny about this in particular”

Snape would have been an unbearable character with almost any other actor in the role 

Fuckin how can you claim credit for starting a SCHOOL and then brag about never reading a book?

“Reading doesn’t make you smarter...Can you learn things by reading? Sure.”

Levar Burton is a national treasure, you can stfu you transphobic dick weed 

LeVar is awesome and has been for a long time.

The death cult that is the Republican Party is a real life horror show. There is no indignity or cruelty beneath them.

Can that be tomorrow?

The only sound youll hear at that funeral is FLUSHHHHHHHHHHH.

You want weird and creepy, wait until Ivanka eulogizes Donald at his funeral….

and also agreed to never seek employment with law enforcement in the future

Have you learned nothing? It’s only pedophilia if it’s a same sex offender, or if the victim is a boy. Underage girls always want it and are to blame for ‘seducing’ the poor men who can’t help themselves. 

Congratulations Republicans!

Jesus saves!

But no one is asking Ted Cruz why he’s hanging out with prostitutes? That shit is illegal, and he’s an accessory. In Colorado, it’s illegal to sell sex, and also illegal to buy it, so Cruz was present at 2 sex crimes. Someone really should ask about this.

Imagine being that rich and that thirsty for attention. 

These illegal guns would also become massively more expensive if obtaining a legal gun became significantly harder. Eventually the illegal guns would reduce and dwindle, as is the case with every country that has instilled strict gun control (Australia, Britain, etc).

When a black man shoots people in America, the headlines read, black man killed three people. When it’s a white person, they’re accused.