Here’s hoping he gets thrown into a max-sec prison to spend the rest of his life as someone’s bitch — a punishment that piece of shit so richly deserves.

It’s early yet, but I alreadyt say best news of the week.

If you can’t read between the lines of this story about a shitty celebrity coming into an unethically low-paying job and complaining about the location’s low sales numbers on his trash merch, then I’d argue that you’re more likely the person who’s never done retail work. That wouldn’t be fun for anyone but the largest…

Every single person he annoyed had something better to do than help him make more money.  Fuck this guy.

Has he tried not being a cunt?

If you still believe in the mythological “2023 moderate Republican” then I’d maybe be careful throwing around words like “clownishly.” 

How are your NFTs doing?

Whenever Matt Gaetz, alleged child rapist is not on the house floor, all of the other representatives should be asking, “Where’s Matt Gaetz, alleged child rapist?”

Every time you mention alleged child rapist Matt Gaetz, you should say, “Matt Gaetz, alleged child rapist.” 

When their unions strike, our union will stand with them. The bosses want you to pretend this is about “all the people.” It’s not. It’s about cheating actors and writers. Labor stands together.

The mandate was also only in effect for about a year for the film industry so it seems hard to believe that’s the only reason she was broke.

The Covid vaccine mandate was in effect for about a year. It is no longer an industry requirement.

“I hope you’re never in the fucking position I’m in.”

That position being, refusing to protect yourself and others from a deadly pandemic, at the expense of your career, and then acting like YOU’RE the victim?

Thankfully, I will never be in the fucking position you’re in.

Let’s be honest here, having gone down the Sovereign Citizen rabbit hole, this kid’s future was likely limited already.

Sounds like you’re someone who understands that with every right comes the responsibility to exercise it at appropriate times in appropriate places.  Thank you.

Also...nothing about Grimes screams “smart.”

In President Trump’s defense, Rudy Giuliani won’t get a penny of it!

Boohoo, get a cheaper lawyer like the rest of us.

The media keep yawping about how there has “never been an insurrection”, but there HAS, and I submit that the precedent for what to do with these people lies RIGHT THERE. It occurred in 1859, and the man behind it reached the end of his rope (literally) on December 2nd of that year. What was good enough for John Brown…

If you perceived that post as “taking a dump on christmas [sic] traditions” then I don’t know what to say. You’re clearly part of the “war on Christmas” conspiracy brigade. My condolences.