Says one thing, does another weeks later.

Sounds like he learned everything Elon has to teach.

““done a phenomenal job” with the social media company thus far”

Uh what? It’s amazing how greed for money makes people say stupid things.

There’s a huge difference between trying to find vulnerabilities in firmware and optimizing a DB script to run .00001 seconds faster. No idea what the guy expected he’d be able to add besides sucking off daddy Elon.

I mean, there's literally a tweet from him embedded in the article where he says it was never likely he'd be able to do the search work he was hired to do and once he got into the code he decided he wasn't even gonna try. It's right there. I'm not sure how you missed it but now you know.

same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns

Fuck off. This antisemitic bastard deserves jail no matter his age.

Oh, cool! Good thing I never got this mediocre game then!

Lol you call that thinking

So people who are not intelligent, people who are influenced by celebrities, deserve to die.  That’s definitely a take. 

No.

Here’s what it actually looks like.

The same way Trump cultists were sitting at the tv, waiting for the FBI (I guess?) to come arrest Biden during the inauguration.

The kool-aid is about to be handed out.

The Titanic is syncing

They are all, to the man, insisting that nothing is wrong and that everything is going even more swimmingly than ever before. It’s pretty amazing to watch. Reports are out that entire departments took severance, including the whole payroll department and tax team. And the general consensus is that payroll is all…

I love how badly this is going. He just keeps making awful decisions day after day.

Sweet.  Internet Titanic in slow motion. 

This is like when Homelander took over Vought.

“Musk’s team apparently shut off badge access to the building for the weekend shortly after the deadline for the ultimatum passed, reportedly out of concerns about sabotage. (Non-Elon-based sabotage, we mean.)”

It's going about how I thought it would, I just didn't think ot would all happen at 16x speed.