Troll level 2/10. Unoriginal and boring, I do not recommend this troll. 

To all the “crypto-bros” a year ago touting how crypto is out of the hands of “big gov’t regulations”:

Honestly, surprised he hasn’t just shut it down and moved the HQ to Texas.

Says one thing, does another weeks later.

Sounds like he learned everything Elon has to teach.

““done a phenomenal job” with the social media company thus far”

Uh what? It’s amazing how greed for money makes people say stupid things.

There’s a huge difference between trying to find vulnerabilities in firmware and optimizing a DB script to run .00001 seconds faster. No idea what the guy expected he’d be able to add besides sucking off daddy Elon.

I mean, there's literally a tweet from him embedded in the article where he says it was never likely he'd be able to do the search work he was hired to do and once he got into the code he decided he wasn't even gonna try. It's right there. I'm not sure how you missed it but now you know.

Fuck off and buy some #fartcoin or whatever. No one gives a shit that weird “libertarians” can’t face reality.

The perfect response. Also, great article. A lot here that I wasn’t aware of.

lol. lmao.

Think they’ll start blocking the Gizmodo/IO9 “sign up for our newsletter” popups, too? ‘Cause that’d be cool.

Joke’s on them, it’s now worth roughly $0.47!

I think it’s entirely valid. Cryptocurrency has fictional backing and can only be profitable if you can find another sucker — uh, buyer — for your fictional property.

Cry harder in the greys, Royal Bigness, we’re enjoying your impotent rage.

A "pay per start" program? Followed by a per- mile fee?

How soon before true believer in the unregulated free market, Elon Musk, has lobbyists begging Washington DC folks for a Tesla bail-out?

How long until Teslas get bricked en masse?

I asked Larry and he said Meo :

I was going to nominate Harvey Weinstein, but his hands might be cuffed.

I’m foolish. He can put me in charge.