Can we talk about how this obvious genius and absolute unit of economics thinks that “Kotaku is quickly transforming into a crypto website” and not that, you know, a bunch of really poorly run game publishers are rushing to get into the crypto space because it’s Loot Boxes 2.0 and obviously a video game blog is gonna…

I disagree, circus animals have redeeming qualities.  Crypto chuds don’t.

This is the most helpful crypto explainer I’ve ever read

Lemme translate this for everyone:

CRYPTOBRO SAYS:
“I could provide proof but what is the point? It would fall on deaf ears.”

CYPTOBRO MEANS:
“I have no actual proof of anything, and none has ever actually been discovered or shared, but if I think REALLY HARD that is has it’s almost like the same thing”

CRYPROBRO SAYS:
“Peo…

I swear to god you all are just the same person with a bunch of alts because you all sound identical. Same talking points, complaints, reasons you can’t or won’t go into more detail… almost like crypto is one giant cul— no, wait, that can’t be right. It’s not like it’s a belief in the value of the intangible that…

This is what’s so wild to me...it’s all fake money. And not just fake money, but much faker money than even the stock market represents - which itself fake money. Like all those “$100M in NFT’s stolen!” headlines are hilarious. That money never existed, that was just the speculative value of the NFT after a few folks…

Right? They’d need to cash out, and who’s going to buy it all?

Every single time with you guys

Crypto isn’t making anyone rich except for the people at the top of the scheme. That’s how pyramid schemes *work*. Also these articles don’t get any more or less comment traffic than others. If you disagree, then I suggest you provide your proof because all this trash comment is, is hurt feefees and baseless statement.

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The best way to prove that love is to continue commenting on each crypto article. Then you’re really participating in what what you love! High-five!

it’s not making anyone rich, they’re just getting higher and higher on their own farts and dunning-kruger.

Can’t wait for the handful of crypto dorks to roll in here talking about how Kotaku never says anything nice about NFTs and no one understand their potential except for them and it’s all so unfair because how are they ever going to become fake crypto Pokémon pyramid scheme landlords if people know that it’s just a…

“Otherdeed has generated Yuga Labs $791,688,432 or 271,425 ETH in sales so far.”

Personal Assistant to the Assistant Private Secretary to the HRH

So Alito is getting his support from a dude at a time when we weren’t even a country yet. We’re so far gone I can’t even.

In retrospect, it’s kind of surprising That ‘80s Show didn’t last long. It was just as awful as That ‘70s Show, perhaps moreso, and 80s nostalgia was becoming huge at that point.

This article brought all the little bitch fascists out. Eat a bag of dicks you soulless pieces of shit.

“republican values”

Just one: There’s no superpower willing to indiscriminately bomb Republicans.

VERY Subtle post! Because there’s more than one prominent GOP member who is under investigation or has had involvement with underage sex crimes.