I’m a Full Stack Developer and back in the balmy days before GDPR, there was nothing more enjoyable than scanning through the User table in a database and looking up people’s email addresses... ‘You called your email address what?... okay... each to their own’

It should be noted, I feel, that as this was in the UK. She at no point worried about how she was going to pay for her treatment. At no point had to consider bankruptcy because of her treatment.

There’s some Orange twat who’s got a bit of time on his hands at the moment. Might be just the person you’re looking for. Name’s something like Ronald or something... Then again, on second thoughts, you might just want to use him for target practice.

So, what I’m strongly getting here is Project Veritas protected paedophiles? That sounds about right doesn’t it, and sounds pretty much par for the course when it comes to the right-wing. They’re always full of paedophiles.

Except for most Tory MP’s, yes.

The use scenario is, watching T.V. guitar next to you and want to jam along to something but can’t be arsed to haul amp over etc. This is perfect for just messing around whilst chilling.

And that would be because our current Government in the U.K. is one full of criminals. Their like the government under Trump only this lot have got brains. They’re a bunch of gangsters and there isn’t a guillotine big enough for the lot of them

Ah yes, the Libertarian argument. No one’s forcing you to do [insert unpleasant thing here] it’s your own fault that the only thing available for you to do is [insert unpleasant thing here]. Usually followed by. Why are you making companies pay a living wage and apply basic human rights, it’s totally up to them if…

Right up until the moment you stroke it... Then it’s a Demon Spawn from hell frog

U.S. (Abortion) How dare you kill innocent children. (School Shootings involving the death of innocent children) How dare you try and take away our guns.

Facebook says... [Insert Transgression here] was a mistake... We won’t do it again until the next time we get caught doing [Insert Transgression here].

Absolutely none as I’m not a masochist

Whereas, in reality, we know that Facebook were just waiting for the results of the stop the steal event on the 6th Jan. If they’d succeeded, Facebook would have been ‘We did that... thanks to us, that happened’

Practically all of the owners of the main gutter press tabloids in the UK are either related to Slave owners or most definitely would have been on the ‘I don’t see what the issue is’ side of history. No one, absolutely no one with any kind of sanity or grip on reality takes the UK’s gutter press as anything more than…

I’d rather not use iMessage, given the amount of issues it’s been plagued with ever since its inception thanks.

No. They could say what happened... which is... Musk promised the moon and gave us a pebble. A very very expensive pebble, but a pebble.

I was really good friends, really good friends with someone who went on to have a minor career on TV and in the Theatre. I followed that direction myself but not with much success.

Hopefully, anyone who gets Covid after this will sue the arse off him.

A child you say? I didn’t realise that Trump was back.

‘The internet wasn’t a thing you used, back then’