I’d have thought it was more likely to be GOLDENSHOWERS

Please feel free to not read Jalopnik any more. But of course, you won’t be doing that will you as you just need something to complain about.

No. He’s learnt his lesson now. It’ll be MAGA2021.

Yeah, I mean it’s not like Apple are using a proprietary cable format or anything is it... Oh no, wait.

This sounds like the perfect way to go out of business.

Get absolutely anything but this. Any Audio Interface that you buy at this price is going to have way more functionality, way more inputs than this. This is absurd. For the kind of features you’re getting with this you could spend $100 - $150 and get a ton of software to boot. Do not buy this to record to your PC/Mac…

Fun fact. Apparently John of Patmos’s father apparently had friends in high places and the book of revelation got all of it’s publicity due to the fact that he more or less told his contacts... ‘C’mon, do us a favour, I’ve got this idiot son and he’s written a book’.

You can actually tell that it’s a deep fake by looking at the mouth. If you look really closely you can see the soulless void behind it.

So many stars.

I actually think that Zuckerberg is a deep fake. He’s definitely not a real person.

This. The company where I used to work had the most dysfunctional HR department I’ve ever come across. We used to call it the Bermuda Triangle as people would go into that department and never bee seen again. No one was ever ‘sacked’ they all had to co-incidentally ‘make time for their families’.

I’ve listened to Neil Gaiman reading one of his own books. He’s fucking awful. This is a hard pass from me.

Save your money and buy a cheap electric piano. You’ll definitely get one for the same price.

That’s never not funny.

I’m all for this. Anyone dumb enough to spend their money on this kind of shit is going to have less money for guns and ammo.

‘they violated our password policies’. Yeah, well that’s just not true is it. If that really violated your password policies, then your password policies wouldn’t have allowed that password would it. God knows that we’ve all gone through the nightmare of trying fifteen different ways to make our passwords fit to our…

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‘videos are reminiscent of the Live Photos feature in iOS and iPadOS where several seconds of video are recorded and saved before and after the camera app’s shutter is pressed’

The British have the same word and you are using it perfectly. Unfortunately in Britland we’re governed by Cunts at the moment.

That’s a very good point.