JohnnyJarvis
JohnnyJarvis
JohnnyJarvis

There’s nothing boring about maps... and yes this would just be about perfect for maps

Yeah but... ‘Murrica also thought it was a good idea to elect an orange Cunt who’s brain is missing so... ya know... pinch of salt.

First P.C. I built, I literally had a broom handle ready, with which to yank the power cable out just in case it ‘sploded. Needless to say it just quietly started up and worked.

Yep. Spot on. In my experience, if it doesn’t fit on the slot you’re trying to put it in, that’s coz it doesn’t go there. 

This... I built my last PC about 10 years ago, but am part way into buying bits for a new build and that, is THE ONLY bit that leaves me a bit shaky... Is knowing exactly what to buy. I’m building a Ryzen system and it doesn’t help that all of the articles keep bleating on about series 3, without telling you exactly

Didn’t he at one point say that he thought Donald Trump was the right person for President? Fuck him.

It’ll be perfect until the bugs kick-in, and the thing starts breaking which it’s pretty much guaranteed to do.

You are a Fuckwit of the highest order. Cease and Desist.

Stick a Santa hat on her head before you chuck her out... Problem solved.

Apple took a technology... ‘Facial ID’... what you mean the technology that Microsoft had introduced a few years before... but you know... facts.

She’s there because she needs to be there, because this shit has been ignored for too long. The kids are kicking up and it’s good for everyone except those they’re kicking up against. The people they’re kicking up against should be afraid... very afraid... Those people only have a short time left and soon the kids

I’d really prefer a Universe where Cunts like yourself didn’t exist, but unfortunately Cunts like you do exist. I’ll take the NHS over the USA system any day. Meanwhile you keep being a Cunt, while the rest of us get on with being Human Beings.

They’re hoping to influence the candidates so that they can continue not paying their taxes... simples

Ah yes... FaceID, that innovative... Oh no wait, Windows Phones had Windows Hello which worked all the time, way before that... Oh but FaceID it was so secure... Except for the several times that it was hacked during the first few months of it being out there.

Also... The original Surface? You talk like the only option

Yeah, the rules Cunt, go like this.

If... this is the crucial bit... If you are a professional... professional in your field and you state that something is not possible... that’s that’s pretty much a fact... you could be wrong, but you’re an expert Cunt, so people should take note.

Cracking thread, please don’t stop

Why? It’s Apple so it’s money. The Grifters of Apple are hoping that the Grifter in the Whitehouse will give ‘em some tax breaks.

You’d have thought that someone would have had the precense of mind to have taken their time phoning for the ambulance... Sorry... really having trouble connecting... phone lines seem to be down... Hang on a minute... I just need to get a glass of water first... anything... any delay would have done.

So according to Facebook:

Lying... That’s okay... especially if you’re a political party
Selling your data... That’s okay... especially if it’s to an exploitative company
Inadvertently leaking your data... That’s okay... especially when Facebook say sorry... even when they aren’t.

But, show a glimpse of a nipple and

So the fact that Chrome is an absoloute POS, makes you knock off points? Also because you don’t like using Edge, which, is based on Chrome now anyway, only a more efficient, less of a powerhog Chrome.