They missed the T off the Kun...

Remind me again how everything Apple does is superior... How it all just ‘works’

Yeah but no... This is the Courier. You know the device that EVERYONE wanted... absolutely everyone... You know the one that people complained of for years because Microsoft never made it. It’ll fly off the shelves, and unlike anything that comes out of Cupertino nowadays, thiss will just work.

Tell that to all of the ‘rich’ people relying on foodbanks in the UK. Or all of the ‘rich’ people living on the streets in the UK.

So as this is Apple... presumably it will involve... No cursing, no actual fighting, no deaths... no guns... just good ole wholesome fun.

Don’t worry Chinese citizens, Apples got your back... Oh no wait...

That man hasn’t got a moral bone in his body.

Is Isreal anywhere near Isfalse?

Did you expect anything less? Apple have always been about the dollar. Anything for the bottom line.

It’s a race thing pure and simple. Those attacks have been coming from all of the typical racist publications. 

Certain British Papers are Racist. They’ll tell you that they aren’t, they’ll point out the odd occasion when they stood up for someone of colour, but the reality is, they are racist.

Remind me again about how good Apple’s after care service is? Remind me again about how when Apple finally decide to finally adopt a technology, they do it right.

But... but... It’s tooooooo hard. What? You mean I have to press the button to turn the device on? It’s toooooooo hard... I have Use a mouse? It’s tooooooooooooo hard. I have to touch the screen? It’s tooooooooooooo hard? I have to use a stylus? It’s toooooooo hard.

Yeah, but no... That’s not actually true

It’s time for users to update encrypted messaging service WhatsApp.

How’s your keyboard doing? Oh yes, that’s right it’s flawless isn’t it because... well because Apple. Doesn’t matter that no one else’s keyboard is flawless, just that your’s is because... you know... lying.

Yep, you certainly are lying.

Yeah, you haven’t had three Surfaces. Read the news from the past few years and the myriad of complaints about how buggy Apple’s stuff has been.

Polished? Apple? You obviously haven’t used any Apple products in the last few years. 

Spoken like someone that’s never used one.