JohnnyJarvis
JohnnyJarvis
JohnnyJarvis

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Yeah, but you’re a bot, so you don’t even have your own thoughts, so calling someone dumb is a bit rich... Oh well, lets just hope you end up with someone intelligent controlling you rather than Trumps bunch of Paedophile, Rapist, Racist, Homeophobic... everything phobic minions.

“But they willfully choose to”... Yeah but no... Most of the iPhone users I know desperately want to get out of the system, but feel they have chucked too much money into apps and are too wedded to the eco-system. 

Is that a radio active crab?

I think what he’s trying to say is... Kind of like... If you really examine the context and the... the... Well, it’s kind of like this... this... It’s... I don’t have a Fucking clue

Now that is a class comment.

A lot better than Drumpfs Dick tastes. I don’t know how you put up with it.

You forgot to write this bit you deranged Cunt

Nah, Cunts dead. It’s a good thing. 

That’ll come after the press release where they tell you, you’re holding it wrong.

Said in a very strong French accent:

All I want to know is when is Trumpton gonna do an Elvis Presley? I mean surely he’s due a terminal toilet visit by now?

It’s perhaps less weird than the LDS covering up child sex abuse, but you know ‘whatever’

Oh, I love this kind of thing. There’s always a set of rules that were revealed in some arcane manner, you know written in blood on sacred stones yada yada yada and yet when someone goes... ‘Ooh... can we see those’, it’s generally... ‘Err, yeah, of course, except we lost them... you know how it is’

It’s almost like they patented a rectangle

I wonder if that’s what the Nazi guards said.

Their support base could be starving and all Trump would have to do is say ‘That was a good meal wasn’t it’ and they’d think... ‘Yeah, yeah, I’ve just eaten haven’t I’ just as they expired from starvation.

This just in... ‘Everyone hates Conservatives’...