I’ve got a great way for Uber to save money... Fold... go on... you’d be doing the world a favour.

Yeah, only Apple can replace batteries cause they’re the experts https://www.zdnet.com/article/flying-with-a-macbook-pro-recalled-apple-laptops-face-flight-ban-over-battery-fire-risk/

I see the paid Apple commenters are out in force.

Bullshit... cough cough... bullshit.

“Once Again Pegs Politicians as Criminals” My God, that’s the highest degree of accuracy I’ve ever seen.

Damn! I thought you were going to say that he was taking himself and his brood off to Dignitas... Oh well.

So extortionate software company teams up with extortionate hardware company. No ta.

“in which society has collapsed to the point where most people don’t know who Shakespeare was—only 16 years after the film’s 1997 release”... Saying that, given the political climate now, he wasn’t that far wrong.

I got a letter from Santa years ago... I don’t really think it came from him (he’s got a bit too much on his plate, too much to do), but it said it was from Santa... Just sayin...

There’s never a grassy knoll around when you need one.

Any chance we could persuade Donny Mushroom Dick to try this? He’s such a twat he’d be bound to drive in.

They’ll be charging you per glance soon. Need to know the time? $0.10... Check your text messages $0.10... rinse, repeat, rewind.

“We want to make sure our customers always have confidence their products will be repaired safely and correctly, and in a way that supports recycling,”

I’d have thought that a typical ASMR video from Apple would have involved someone stroking an iPhone whilst whispering ‘magical’... ‘innovative’... etc.

Dear oh dear oh dear. The idiot is strong in this one. What Walmart have done is against the law... not against the law that Walmart wrote, but against the law of the United States, you know the law that protects you and your family, it’s against the law.

Is that what the ‘Master Race’ looks like? I give ‘em two months tops. There’s so much inbreeding in that photograph, he looks like a character from The League of Gentlemen... (BBC Series, watch it if you haven’t, a real treat)

This whole thread is pure genius...

Donald Trump, the Republican Party, Boris Johnson, The Tory Party and the Brexit and UKIP parties... It is airtight isn’t it?

It’s a preposterous premise, of course

Just report this Cunt and move on.