That does it Portland, I’m bringing a friend, and yes its gallons per mile!

Entire I10 freeway in Tucson AZ found to a stop when it flew over. What a sight!

Years ago while doing work with a contractor at Yuma proving grounds we got on one of those “short cuts” used by Abraham Tanks. So five minutes into the drive while following the butt end of a tank my driver turns to me and says “Unbuckle your belt and if I suddenly jump out of this Bronco don’t stop to ask why.”…

Wait for me!!

And thats when I became known as a hugger...

AZ used to have Smog Dogs which where trucks that sat at the side of the road like photo radar and sniffed exhaust fumes using well placed sensors. Worked great, offenders where invited to have their vehicle tested and then told to repair the problems. They found that an even smaller percentage of cars produced the…

Ya never know what’s going to come flying at you. I have see one decapition by plywood and one by barrier cable, both in SoCal. My oh shit moment was a sheet of plywood at 75 miles per hour into the front of my rented Tundra. Totaled the truck, I missed the fun as I was checking the passenger side carpet for lint at…

Hit the BIG RED BUTTON!!!

One word of caution on the Deuce and a half ( or 5ton ) DON'T drive it around the squire in Arcada Ca. with flags on it. The natives get ugly fast and the cops get mad about you causing a near riot.

No thanks, I'd rather win the quote...

Perhaps disconnect at the switch and use a fox/hound to trace the wires?

I would assume it unclogged it in the wrong direction. DUCK!

Great now I have a coffee stain on the bathroom wall.

I've never had them take my power bars but they did confiscate a tube of tooth paste with about three brushings worth left. It was originally larger then the allowed amount!?!! morons.

Japanese/German Cars Are Good, American/Korean Cars Are Bad

Track serial numbers on the equipment as they come out of the box.