He should have had his tempter tantrum interrupted by an even more tearful person, who entered to music.

Sorry if you disagree with the racism, any Italians; dominick santaniello has spoken for you.

That is for real, genuine sadness in the eyes. Nice touch (bad touch?), Cubs.

"I just spent all day at the Redskins training camp for nothin'."

How will this affect the bowling alley at Penn Station? That establishment is definitively the World's Most Depressing Bowling Alley™, and that in and of itself is a significant achievement.

C'mon... No way Emilio Estevez will stick around if the series lasts that long.

"Look into my dreamy eyes, Aaron. I command you to kill... KILL!"

In time, we will look back and laugh at the era of exceedingly self-serious "gritty reboots".

The Spurs are the NBA equivalent of those blob people in unitards the WWF used to trot out to get smushed by the marquee names in the 80s. Except they win ocassionally more, I'm told.

No Malibooty for you, Troy.

Enberg got it sideways— He thought he'd gotten caught tacitly condoning the murders of two women, then overcompensated by zealously supporting what he continues to assume is the hot (legal) trend of pork-stomping.

There was (and is) as much of a chance that whoever answered the phone had zero interest in hockey as there was of an actual Owen being at the bar.

"Yeah, right. If I'm not somehow related to Nick Nolte, this here isn't a Diet Pepsi."

"Phew. Glad I'm not that guy."

As a child, I always wished the Smurfs would switch to Snorks.

Shirt Tales.

"Our name is a nod to tradition, but at the same time makes clear our determination to be a Conference with national impact and appeal. The American Athletic Conference will represent core American values of optimism, energy, growth and innovation. We have a broad geographical footprint that represents unity as well…

"Nobody tell me what's happening in the game. I'm DVR'ing."