Twenty minutes of Asian people but not one second of karate? That's believable.

Is the batboy his son, or is Biggio just a crazy-big fan of the batboy?

@metroville: Brandon Wright! Sure!

Jordan wants a veteran?

Ray Allen back to Milwaukee for Yi!

Who's more disappointed? Celts fans or Bucks fans?

@Unregular: That's old enough to be Oden's daughter.

Jesus Christ, the Ray Allen deal happened. Thanks for nothing, Danny Ainge.

Greg Oden just scored his first endorsement deal: hand sanitizer.

Nice of Oden to let his dad accept for him.

Man, those guys in the Portland draft room are excited to be on TV...

@SonnyHooper: Over. We're looking at one every two commercial breaks.

Portland fans have to be a little worried that Oden is the next Len Bias—only, as opposed to dying from a drug overdose, he might suffer a fatal heart attack because he's eighty-something years old.

Is Boston going to trade its pick for Ray Allen, thereby automatically putting Seattle in the 2008 playoffs?

Moments ago, during a pre-draft segment on "SportsCenter", Bill Simmons—after being quoted by Dick VItale—was referred to as "the greatest living sportswriter".

In my infinite narcissism, I'm disappointed that SML did not express any feelings about my half-assed, frequent-vacation-taking blog, which, despite dealing with Jon Cryer news almost as often as it does with sports, has been linked by Deadspin several times. Were SML to have noticed this, the strong money would have…

Rather eyebrow-raising statement in the article on that Rockies blog...

"We didn't grow up watching much professional wrestling..."

Brian Grazer at the Clips? Guess the team's gotten too trendy. I long for the days when the courtside seats at their games were reserved for the likes of genuine D-listers like Kadeem Hardison and Mr. Belding (both of whom I saw in said seats at one contest).

Maybe I should stand outside Coyle's house in the rain with a portable DVD player showing Houseguest raised above my head.