There are Comets fans...and then there are Comets fans.

Pick one shade of red and stick with it, Lasorda Claus. What kind of two-bit operation was this?

I thought Canadians were supposed to be nonviolent.

RENTED BLUE CHIPS—WANNA HANG OUT?

Is it really an "experiment" when you know what the exact outcome will be beforehand?

A couple more hundred grand, and LT would have been willing to send his career off the rails. Use the evil power that you have because you have it, Electronic Arts! Don't be so stingy!

Instead, it is believed Selwood will say he had recently had sex with a woman who held a similarity to the tattoo.

Where is that image from? Did Olbermann guest-host "Mad Money"?

As a Boston-area transplant now living in L.A., I hate it when the Angels visit the Sox. Not only do I not have the option of attending the games (as I do when the situation is reversed) and eliminating the need for television altogether, Extra Innings blocks out the NESN broadcast, forcing me to listen to the…

"It's a game you'll play for the rest of your life."

Ooooooh...that Jackie.

@J-No: Speaking of advertising on Deadspin...is it just me, or is that super-integrated Aqua Teen Hunger Force banner making it impossible for everyone to return to the homepage by clicking on the Deadspin logo?

I wonder which one of those little people is going to be charged with the unfortunate task of informing Rodman that there's no way in hell that movie's getting a theatrical release.

I was at the Red Sox 2005 home opener, and I still possess enough residual electricity from the event to warm up Hot Pockets without the use of a microwave.

@metroville: And J.D. Drew leads off the 8th with a single!

Felix Hernandez has a no-hitter going.

Huh. The Diamondbacks aren't purple anymore.

I posted a link to this post on my fantasy league page in defiance of everyone who mocked my roster for being unreasonably Brewers-heavy this year. I still think my team is shit, but it's nice to have some de facto support of it. Hooray, Deadspin!

Let me guess: You couldn't find a picture of him in any uniform other than a Boston one, and your selection was essentially sheer coincidence.

The entire middle-relief corps of the Red Sox could star in the third, Bakula-tastic entry in the Major League series, Major League: Back to the Minors.