Johnny
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Johnny

Well, at least I can't spell "stereotype".

Well, at least they're not jaw-dropping sterotypes.

What a party jooper.

"Oh, wait, he can take the car because he owns it? In that case, he's also beating me."

That's the guy's hair in the ad? I thought he was wearing a hat.

I can't believe I just bought two.

As a member of Red Sox Nation (even before, y'know, the Red Sox actually started selling membership cards that said that, 'cause they're short on cash), I always caught a lot of flack for not embracing El Guapo. While everyone else was cheering when he rumbled out of the bullpen, I was wincing as I calculated the

And with that, racism was eliminated from sports in America.

Looks like Robin Leach has enjoyed a few too many champagne wishes and caviar dreams.

re: erection: