The beer belly struggle is real. I got mine from the 2 years I spent living in a town with 5 breweries. Yes, 5. And they all had such wonderful beer, and new kinds of beer to taste just about every week! Sigh... I’ve cut way back (I drink like 2 beers a week now) but still, the belly abides. Yes, my beer belly is the…

Your diet sounds so incredibly boring. No oil? No butter? No dairy of any kind? Salmon and chicken almost every day with the same veg? Fuck man, there are way tastier ways to lose weight. You don’t have to eat like that, it just makes it harder because it’s so fucking boring.

#blessed

Like a San Fernando wake.

What’s the point of coming to Gawker if you don’t get the style of writing employed?

How are your firearms “very utilitarian”, I would get it if you said, “I like to shoot things for sport or entertainment” it is fun, I can agree, but that isn’t utilitarian is it ? is there any purpose to own and carry a firearm ?

Good. That man is a treasure, and should be preserved for future generations to love and enjoy.

I think when he had Stern on the other night, it was mentioned that Leno was not booked as a guest (although a cameo would be fun). I think it will be Murray or Julia Roberts, and I expect the Foo Fighters to come on at some point.

1. Never. As said , as a real survival knife it was nearly useless. But he shroud cutter blade would be handy for cutting parachute lines getting tangled or hung up in trees. But a decent hunting style knife such as the K-Bar was just as good for that and better for nearly everything else.

Adam Sandler, on occasion, is hilarious and it posses me off. He can be so funny and yet he chooses to inflict schlock on us film after film. Basically I’m of the opinion that when he sucks, it’s because he’s chosen to suck - presumably because sucking makes more money.

So it’s a win-win.

Without seeing it yet, I really don’t get how I can win here...I either watch a Sandler clip or get taint-punched.

Anyone have a decent guess as to who his final guest will be? Bill Murray seems the most obvious choice, but if it’s not him I have no idea who it would be. I thought having Jay Leno as the last guest would actually be kind of interesting (and I say that as someone who can’t stand Leno), but Ferguson did that.

Really? This is news level stupidity.

I thought a switchblade had to have, you know, a blade.

Wow! I can legally own a flamethrower?!

Mmm.. No. Thanks for the offer, I’ll pass. I just hope the next wacko to shoot up an elementary school doesn’t do it where my nephews go to school.

Why wasn’t this in the news?

A friend has one of those flip-out car keys. At the airport a TSA agent saw it and called his supervisor over. He examined it and concluded “Yep, it’s a switchblade.” My friend was detained, missed his flight, and only later got his car key back. True story.