The beer belly struggle is real. I got mine from the 2 years I spent living in a town with 5 breweries. Yes, 5. And they all had such wonderful beer, and new kinds of beer to taste just about every week! Sigh... I’ve cut way back (I drink like 2 beers a week now) but still, the belly abides. Yes, my beer belly is the…

Your diet sounds so incredibly boring. No oil? No butter? No dairy of any kind? Salmon and chicken almost every day with the same veg? Fuck man, there are way tastier ways to lose weight. You don’t have to eat like that, it just makes it harder because it’s so fucking boring.

#blessed

Like a San Fernando wake.

Good. That man is a treasure, and should be preserved for future generations to love and enjoy.

I think when he had Stern on the other night, it was mentioned that Leno was not booked as a guest (although a cameo would be fun). I think it will be Murray or Julia Roberts, and I expect the Foo Fighters to come on at some point.

Adam Sandler, on occasion, is hilarious and it posses me off. He can be so funny and yet he chooses to inflict schlock on us film after film. Basically I’m of the opinion that when he sucks, it’s because he’s chosen to suck - presumably because sucking makes more money.

So it’s a win-win.

Without seeing it yet, I really don’t get how I can win here...I either watch a Sandler clip or get taint-punched.

Anyone have a decent guess as to who his final guest will be? Bill Murray seems the most obvious choice, but if it’s not him I have no idea who it would be. I thought having Jay Leno as the last guest would actually be kind of interesting (and I say that as someone who can’t stand Leno), but Ferguson did that.

For some reason, the slowly swinging earrings make that gif a bajillion times better.

maybe your browser has them cached?

** This was on Facebook, not on Yelp, but since “Yelpers” has pretty much become shorthand for anyone who leaves reviews online, that’s the term we’re going with for this category of people.

I don’t see hideous polo anywhere so you can probably scratch Drew off as a suspect.

WTF is “Tiered Liability Tank”? It sounds like a variety of toxic paper that caused Lehman Brothers to go bankrupt.

This is far from justice. Being arrested royally fucks your life up, even if the charges are dropped. For the rest of this guy’s life, a quick google search on his name will turn up this arrest. Even if the records are expunged, and the public record is completely wiped clean of the offense, there are hundreds of…

This scares the shit out of me. I have seen so many cases where people are exonerated for crimes they did not do only after spending 30 years in jail that it seriously scares me. This is a mild example of that, but they guy still could have spent a year in jail over something he did not do and because the arresting…

“We’re not in the business of wrongfully accusing anybody” except for the whole fact that you are since there was someone with video evidence that you repeatedly ignored until it hit public forums and got so big you could not ignore it anymore. This is disgraceful and people need to be fired.

I’ve been a longtime fan of the Grantland podcasts but the output and quality have stagnated over the last year. Part of it seems to due to inevitable staffing changes - the departures of Yoshida and Lynch killed “Girls in Hoodies” for example. However, the direction of “The Right Reasons,” which had been a lively…