and it also doesnt make your point relevant.

A Tesla what?

You also forget that a Tesla does not have an engine under the front hood, that is one or two more passengers right there.

Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train.

It didn't go in because somebody finally made the whole plane out of the black box.

Backspin is not allowed on Deadspin.

Depends.  Are you trying to have traditional intercourse, or are you endeavoring to engage in “pups in a tub?”

Gotta use more topspin, pal.

“It’s a jungle,” a player said. “And when you have money, it’s even worse.”

I ripped the mask off so many faces.

I was listening to a podcast recently that described an executioner in 19th (maybe 18th, I forget the time frame) century England, who drew huge crowds (red flag #1) to his particular executions because he used a shorter rope than other executioners (meaning a longer strangulation death for the condemned, rather than…

Moments like this fight make me wish I had gotten into, I don’t know, golf at an early age instead of wrestling/boxing/MMA. That the appeal of the crank of the club against the ball, the smell of freshly cut/watered grass, and sunny days won out. Instead, I fell in love with sports that tenderize their participants…

Holy hell, I can’t believe this happened. Hard to add much to the disgust laid out in the article, as Liddell is a unanimous first-ballot entry to the Hall of Obviously Brain-Damaged MMA Fighters. Gary Goodridge is maybe the only reason the hall wouldn’t be named after Chuck. Stay scummy, athletic commissions. Can’t…

Liddell looked like a walking corpse long before he was even forced to retire. Even Dana—doing the right thing for once—tried to stop him from continuing for several fights before the end, with Chuck threatening to switch promotions.

It’s also one of those things that has a sort of timelessness that most other athletic or hell human achievements don’t have-- it’s like being the first man on the moon or something-- and I say this as someone who freely admits they spend way too much of their life watching and participating in ball sports which…

Never called him a hero and don’t think he’s a hero, courage is being scared and going anyway, character is doing the right thing when no one is watching, having courage and character doesn’t make anyone a hero but I agree chances are he’ll die on or near a rock and it’ll end a life well lived and a life better lived…

I really love Belmares tactic of yelling. Seriously. It just sounds empowering from where I sit. I haven’t had the gall to be so bold. Mostly sheepish and ashamed that someone harassed me. I feel inspired to ask the next guy who the fuck he thinks he is.

That’s what I call my crotch in my head, i.e. “my cooch is totally sweaty right now”. Having someone try to seduce me by using that word is just HILARIOUS. And gross. Less creative than cooter or hairy clam I guess.

Jay is my neighbor. Just wanted to chime in to say I am proud of him for acting on the credible allegations when they were presented to him. So often we hear stories of how celebrities were enabled by others (usually other men) who turned a blind eye. Nice to see a guy like Jay who refuses to give this guy a platform.