Bullshit, dude. Chad Ford is a scumbag and has no excuse. This should be treated at least as harshly as plagiarism.

That, as they say, is good Kinja.

Ok let's calm down with the reference to slaves being tied up and whipped. I'm all for the crotch grab, it's a hilarious F You to the NFL for all the bs fines and the way they act in general, but telling officials to enforce a penalty in their biggest game is not anything to make that sort of ridiculous allusion to.

Don't baseball dudes grab their crotches all the time? What the hell, doesn't football have a player's union?

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?

The real author of this goal.

No, what people want is Cambridge United versus Liverpool and Cambridge upsetting Liverpool.

Prisco: What would you say is the most effective way to bring Marshawn Lynch down?

Andy Dalton: "I still can't believe I'm here. I mean, the Pro Bowl? Me?! It's crazy. Wait, what was the question again? Oh yeah, Beast Mode. He's super good. In fact, I bet he'd be here too if he wasn't in the Super Bowl. 'He'd be here too'. That sounds insane. I'm at the Pro Bowl. Me! Andy Dalton!"

"I backed it up on Matt Stafford....get on my level cunts"

Nice to see someone from Highland Park land on their feet.

Blue Label. You've deserved it, old chap.

A Streetcar Named Depends.

Just because he doesn't like speaking to the media doesn't make him diagnosable via armchair.

For me, I don't think it's that people think I'm SO beautiful that I MUST be stupid- I think many people think I do porn because I can't do anything else. The truth is, I do believe in myself enough to think I could do a million other things- but I chose to do porn, because that's what I genuinely wanted.

Hmm. This is a hard one- because, I don't really think words like "feminism" belong in sexual fantasies. Sex isn't really a political thing to me- it's an emotional, irrational, raw thing that stands separate from my political views and morals. That being said- I think any porn where the girl is enjoying herself (in…

All the time. I love when people are like "Where do I know you from?" and I'm like "I'm in porn." Lol

Do you ever get that look in public from people that says "Where do I know this girl from?"