OK, Newell. What the hell pick was this one supposed to represent?

Best thing he's done. He put a fake snake in a cooler in his office.
http://www.seahawks.com/videos-photos/…

This video is also proof that Matt Hasslebeck is a boss.

I want so bad to hate him. Then he does something like this. So...beautiful (chokes up; wipes eye)

Weird, I hadn't heard of an OLB named "9/11 was done by the Bilderberg Group"

I read this as the professor, so for that I thank you.

So lemme get this straight, Dude has a BF and when he got drafted he kissed him? Crazy ass shit

I think there is an element to this whole thing that's a bit swept under the rug in that seeing two people doing something you personally wouldn't do or would never do or simply don't understand can hit you funny.

"I, a 27 year old man, still have some growing up to do."

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one:

So, what is your mom's webcam channel?

Your neighbor's mom is a smelly pirate hooker.

I suffer from a form of epilepsy called temporal lobe epilepsy (TLE) this looks exactly like a TLE seizure. This is obviously not normal behavior, the woman may have no recollection of this event as during complex partial seizures we can act automatically and the fear of what is happening can cause us to act…

and the possessed remember to pull up their pants.

yeah i wonder why they didn't stop to watch the whole video first

It's a joke: It's universally accepted that in general, teenagers are annoying. You should know that by 25. People typically figure that out the day they turn 20.

Haven't been around a teenager in a while huh?

"Damn, she IS that crazy"...

then, a quick glance back while thinking, "nah, this bitch aint THAT crazy"...not realizing the projectile had been launched by the aforesaid crazy bitch.

the precise moment when Pink realized "this bitch is crazy". Steely eyed, I'm about to F-you-up written all over Blacks face...

If hitting your head on blacktop could easily lead to death, there wouldn't be any skateboarders left.