They should offer an "upgrade" if you're not flying with a companion. "Would you like the regular cabin steward, or the sexytime cabin steward? Pay with frequent flier miles!"

For as tacky as Las Vegas is, they still haven't moved on to stoning adulterers.

Why call it "Decision Paralysis" when Analysis Paralysis sounds way better. Why make up a term when a better one already exists ?

I never said it's not a real disorder. I said it's often difficult to diagnose. Please don't put words in my mouth. I'm explaining why it's often put in the "garbage can" category, and how, despite being an unfortunate term, exists for a reason.

That stance Jordan took back then was totally consistent with him never taking any sort of cultural or political stance at the height of his popularity. But I'll be clear: THAT'S FINE THAT HE EMPLOYED THAT TACTIC. He didn't want to fuck with his money. MJ does what's best for "Brand Jordan." So there's no need to…

I'd also bounce on that - I mean bounce my back into it, er, bounce back. I'd also bounce back, is what I was trying to say.

One time outside my apartment I saw a squirrel hump a dead squirrel that was in the street. I think this is the first time I've ever mentioned this to someone else.

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I…

I thought it might be a little broad.

Does it ever haunt you to know that people were not as environmentally aware in 1986 as they are now? Does it haunt you to know that Disneyland, the happiest place on earth, did a similar launch? Does it haunt you to know that you are an asshat?

He says below that they WERE in fact biodegradable. Get your head out of your own ass.

At the time, nobody had been told about the prospect of a helium shortage. We know the US Govt. controlled the supply for dirigible inflation (seriously), but know one really understood that we had reached "peak helium." I have used some of my precious moments on Earth to make people happy and go Wow. That's why I…

The Gawker bunch are primarily left wingers .. Are you ready for all the sneering attacks of people trying to make you feel guilty of this 30 year old deed which of course, there is zero remnant of? ;-P

You seriously had to create a new account just to douche on the guy? At least have the guts to use your normal account, regardless if it reveals your identity or not.

yinz would not believe how much I was screaming RUN, RUNNNNNNNN at the laptop screen earlier.

I screamed so much I scared my toddler to tears. WORTH IT.

I've been enjoying this writing, but this mixed metaphor…

Only an American could truly understand the need for someone with more melanin to get out of Newton as fast as possible.

just read the article in which the director of this episode said he didn't see this scene as rape because "it became consensual at the end"

Another quote from director Alex Graves:

Alls I know is, my descendants didn't get killed throwing tea into the river so this guy could run in some race. #mebkeflezighi