“Hello” is an anachronism from the days of landlines sans caller ID. Nowadays, you either know who’s calling (and greet them appropriately) or they get a professional greeting (“this is JohninLA”).

To be fair, Seattle Public Library is pretty boss. On the other hand, the mental image of Michael Bennet doing most things is goddamn amusing.

Whoa, I’ve never thought about this but you’re entirely right.

I have neither the time nor the crayons for this. If you think that every person selected for a position by more than one person is equivalent to and constitutes being elected in an election, then please remember to use floaties/water wings.

Your pedantry is wrong and you are a “dumb dumb.”

This is some shit kinja right here.

facepalm

Piss drunk athletes, an ocean away, at the age of 20, failing to realize the enormity of a world event because an event of such magnitude had never happened in their lifetimes (and they were piss drunk). And they expressed contrition.

Yeah really. You’d think they’d have served as a warning to Taylor Swift who followed suit and faded into anonymity.

You should include the audio of Frascatore from that WNYC story. It’s... something.

I’m reminded of Taylor Branch, who notes:

I in no way have tried to “capitalize” on anything, other than to point out that the city went through a tragedy, people were killed, people were effected, and that you should have some respect for that.

It’s such a dumb play call that makes so little sense that it would have been heralded as one of the gutsiest, most cunnings plays of SB history had it worked — precisely because there was no reason to call it.

Guys. Stop freakin; call Beacon.

Jay and Dan are great, but you’re also right about one of Fox Sports Live’s biggest a draws being it being too lighthearted to actually manufacture sports story lines for pundits on their other shows to then argue about.

Starring this bc it's funny.

That’s actually a pretty good point.

It was overturned by a panel arbitrating the players’ case between the NFL and them (via the NFL Players Association). This isn’t involve Peyton nor a U.S. district court.

One of the ball boys themselves called himself “the Deflator” (while concurrently referring to kickbacks he was getting from Tom as thank you’s). The Patriots’/Tom’s response to this: he called himself that because he was trying to lose weight. Like, come the fuck on.

The NFL’s punishment got overturned based on Goodell’s arbitrariness and unfairness in slamming Brady.