Don't worry, I went 27 years of my life thinking they were the same. Until one day I realized I had been eating acai bowls with chopped almonds in them and not having a reaction, but still reacting to other tree nuts. I think the only people who know they're distinct are: biologists, whoever wrote the Wiki, and now me…

It's interesting how you list the Wikipedia article, but neglect to read upfront where they list it is not a nut but a drupe.

Almonds are not tree nuts.

Can't thank you enough for this recommendation.

Sure, but even adults tend to age after 22 years.

Sure, but only because the questions were only setup to ask him if he'd questioned the call. He's always really good about accepting blame when its due, and deflecting praise toward his receivers, o-line, and running game. Mostly because he's a PR robot, but a charismatic PR robot at that.

I mean... that's fair.

Oh, yeah, I never understood that. Like I get how different shirts of the "same" size can fit different, but collars are a specific, quantified, measurement point. If it says 16"... it should be 16"!

It shouldn't if you size up your neck-size by 1/2".

I mean, a factory worker and a hedge fund manager both wear shoes. Do we conclude that shoes are worthless fashion-wise or realize there are different types of shoes that are sartorial shibboleths, as ties are?

Sea island cotton.

Whoa I didn't even consider the possibility of backwear stepping in to vill the void.

Which gives ties a whiff of pretension and self-righteousness no other clothing item can match, as entire events are built around their exclusionary nature.

So you get paid to write for Deaddpin and you think Caroll called that play?

I just want to chime in and give Jim Cooke due respect for the image.

311? I'm picturing(/hearing?) more LMFAO.

I was going to respond to this before noticing you led off with "Well, you know what?" That probably speaks for itself.

Indeed, how awful it is that he's able to be self-aware and amusingly self-deprecating, while finding creative ways to pay the fines his reticence unfairly incurs.

That Seattle-based beat writers have grown to love Marshawn, despite his reticence to talk to them and despite having jobs far more reliant on Seattle players' quotes than your normal sportswriter, says volumes.

I'm so torn here. I find your takedown of the authors very valid... but that last sentence of yours. Man that last sentence.