I found that irksome too (to the point of reading the rest with a skeptical eye). There are times when scaling y to 0 is appropriate; there are times when it's blatantly misleading.

You have the relationships backward. Lynch and the NFL are why these silly jobs (transcribing interview clichés) even exist. His antics subsidize their paychecks.

It could be argued that that was the true #Wedgeghazi.

Kind of a prerequisite.

No, considering I once began to asphyxiate on a date due to accidental consumption, I would say they're not bullshit.

I think that's kind of the same guy, right? Like the person that has little familiarity with (or familiarity with just one) water cooler topic(s). I shouldn't have to force an interest in things they don't care about, but I think basic cultural literacy is somewhat necessary for things like... oh I don't know, life.

Whatever punishment is levied, can we be sure to compare it to Marshawn Lynch being threatened with NFCCG suspension for wearing gold cleats?

Yes! Though the probabilities/percentage of people who report successfully doing so differ by allergy (there's many that one cannot grow out of). People do report developing eventual immunity to cat allergens, but I'm not quickly finding any sources which state a percentage.

I'm actually checking my refrigerator/pantry now in order to justify a grocery run just to try this.

You buy açai bowls not realizing there's almonds in them. Your girlfriend points this out to you and, knowing you've always been allergic to almonds, wonder if you've also grown out of your peanut and tree nut allergy and test both.

Guilty.

Like reading the Wikipedia plot summary instead of watching Breaking Bad.

Even if I didn't care about sports and beer (meaning I'd hate myself), I'd still keep up with those if only for it being a universal small-talk touchstone among men. Like, how can one even climb the corporate ladder without being conversant in those?

As someone who has social anxiety... you have no idea how this this works.

The dealership people are obviously (m)assholes and deserve to be called out, but instead of flooding that business with bad reviews (which negatively impacts other employees not involved in this mess), I think it'd be way cooler to just promote the business the pizza delivery guy works for.

I was also surprised to see Kawakami in there. It looks like he took a measured stance though versus all-out opposition. Oh well, can still count on him to call out the 49ers front office for what it is: a dumpster fire.

I can't cook for shit either. Burneko had me pull off perfect Risotto (no easy feat on its own let alone me not having any idea what Risotto was on February 12th) for Valentine's Day.

Or perhaps the difference between a programming language and a framework.

I had to scroll down so far to find this comment, and it was even starred yet?

I still think the worst part about this is the Head of Officiating getting caught on a Sunset Strip party bus hosted by Jerry Jones' son (even if preseason).