I’m not particularly defending Woody Allen, but he doesn’t seem to be anywhere close the category of current revelations: there’s no doubt marrying your adoptive step-daughter is creepy as hell, but they’ve been married (seemingly happily) for decades now. While the accusation that he molested his daughter if true…

I REALLY am loathe to defend Trump, but video CLEARLY shows Abe doing it first. This is why alt-right idiots bleat on about fake news.

Ugh I feel that way about improv folks in Chicago. I couldn’t take it anymore and had to draw a hard line.

Definitely, if theres more than one comic in the room its going to get competitive.

You have no soul, I’m guessing.

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

If Donald Trump’s was 100 times the man he is now, he still wouldn’t be 1% the man Gregg Popovich is.

Dude fucked up. Dude realized he fucked up. Dude appologized.

But guys, he helped them too.

Typical Jedi, brings a Porg to a BB fight.

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped there.”

FTW: Here is the brawl from Uganda’s parliament couple of days ago. Check this M.J’s spin move :)

I’m just going to say - I don’t care what’s motivating John McCain.

It’s hard to resist posting this one on every Trump related article. I’m still on my season end high, so fuck it...

Fun fact: This guy (see picture) is Phil Dodds, who played the keyboard operator. He was employed by ARP, the company that made the synthesizer used in the film (an ARP2500), and was on the set to adjust the synth to make the five notes sound the way Spielberg wanted them to. He liked Phil’s looks and cast him on the…

Hope Hicks is giving me a Doug Stamper in a Wig Vibe.

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

He could have voted no by staying home. He’s coming back to vote yes.

Similarly, people tore Hillary apart for her Wall Street speeches and attacked Ted Cruz because his wife worked at Goldman Sachs, but haven’t raised a peep about all of the GS alums in Trump’s Cabinet including his Treasury Secretary. It shows how disgustingly fake and disingenuous they are and why it’s not worth…