When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Robe One?

And everyone knows he meant, “for your age.”

He’s had diplomatic immunity before (used to attempt state-sanctioned mass murder).

He is such a fucking national embaressment.

Donald’s REPEAL/RREPLACE tweet is patently absurd. That’s not how healthcare works, dummy. It’s like a doctor saying I’m going to do open heart surgery now, but I’ll sew you up in a couple of months.

It ain’t Greedo, that’s for sure.

I really miss Obama and how much dignity and grace he and Michelle had when they were insulted. Frankly, they had some horrific and awful things said about them.

My favorite response to this story, from a Democratic Representative in Virginia:

Can I just say how much I love that one of the stories on the cover of Trump’s fake Time Magazine is about the dangers of global warming? Even your own fake magazine is against you!

“I still have not seen Ep.7 or Rogue One”

If you haven’t seen ANY of the new stuff, how are you even remotely qualified to bitch about it?

“In some ways, Trump is one of the best things to happen to this country because look at how many people are getting off their posteriors,” says Sherry Wells, the Green Party’s Michigan chairwoman. “So part of me is giggling.”

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

She has a lot of fans in the UK now. She’s doing a much better job than the president.

Good for her. She deserves a lot of credit for her response to the attack and her attempt to push through all of it to provide some normality for her fans.

There was more chance of ISIS seeing this concert and declaring they’ve lost than those two making up.

I’m far too old to have had any opinion of Ariana Grande before this, but she has impressed me enormously. She was poised, emotional, engaged and engaging and she did a fabulous job. What a role model. Really well done. Somewhere Over the Rainbow was outstanding.

The fact that Daesh changed the name of their propaganda magazine from Dabiq to Rumiya is extremely telling.