“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945

Bloomberg’s motivations are surely not entirely altruistic; he toyed with running for President in 2016, and it’s thought that he might actually launch a run in 2020.

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

Old diseases. Warmer planet means the permafrost melts, and within that permafrost are diseases and bacteria that have been frozen for thousands of years. No modern human has been exposed to them, so if anything, we might end up being wiped out by a disease that was trapped in the past.

Yes. I want the Rich family to join forces with all the Sandy Hook families and Comet Ping Pong and sue Hannity and Jones into oblivion.

His wife even refuses to touch him

Ah, so it’s Hillary’s fault? She was running a presidential campaign against an obnoxious orange turd and his horde of misogynistic followers, but somehow should’ve found the time to police her aide’s husband’s texting habits?

Dear Kellyanne,

I know as I read the times article I basically just thought which would I rather raise my daughter in, a post apocalyptic hellscape or the handmaidens tale, i’m leaning towards hellscape.

Comey got receipts, motherfucker!

Surely, the complete statement will be: “The president can declassify information at any time, and share it with officers of an enemy foreign power, while simultaneously denying allegations of collusion with that power.”

For people who like podcasts I recommend today’s episode of Pod Save America. They do a good job of going over why the comey firing is scary, not just as an abuse of power but for our republic.

Jason Chaffetz can eat every bag of dicks. He might be the biggest douchewizard in Washington.

She is just insufferable in every way. I really wonder what the count is for screaming off cam once the interview is over with her. Her little “irrelevant” quip, reality itself does not matter to her.

President Obama once said “I’m only one guy” and tried to make the point that the President isn’t actually all-powerful. I didn’t understand it then, but I do now. If Americans believe that the President is all-powerful, democracy dies. If we expect him to fix everything instead of doing it ourselves, democracy dies.…

While I wholeheartedly agree that we SHOULD have universal single payer healthcare, I just cannot get on any ACA repeal bandwagon.

All they fucking care about is undoing the legacy of a black man. That is what this is about.

My favorite part is how these are the same people who bitched for years about the ACA being rushed through Congress (it wasn’t) without bipartisan support (no fault of Obama’s), while they couldn’t even wait for a CBO estimate this time.

Someone brought the receipts! Also, great fucking point.

Susan Sarandon is a BernieBot who was and remains comfortable not voting for Hillary because as a rich white famous person, none of this affects her in the slightest. Fuck her.