The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

Meanwhile, numerous Republicans continued to avoid townhalls by hiding. Take Marco Rubio, for example. He went to France and Germany to talk to people about “Russian aggression in Europe,” but was unable to identify who he met or where he went.

“Buy Ivanka’s stuuuuuuuuuuff”

Don’t forget the free trips to her lawyer’s office and the courthouse she received in exchange for swearing under oath and penalty of perjury that these things actually happened. Who wouldn’t lie for a free trip to those places, plus, as everyone can recall, a day or two in Chicago in 1990 was a lot like spending a…

He flipped his script and has been surprisingly alright since about 2/3 of the the way through the election. There’s not much he can do about format that is likely forced upon him by some ratings obsessed fucknut, but he’s actually been calling out some of the egregious bullshit. Let’s just hope an airplane doesn’t go…

Oh great, we get to rely on Chaffetz - the Shkreli of Congress - to lead the charge to conduct an investigation and potential punishment.

He has now been forced out in two successive administrations. This is poetic justice given the nonsense he spewed about Clinton. I don’t think this ends with Flynns resignation. More heads should roll.

I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

Like you said, you’re not American.

I have nothing clever or insightful to say in response to this besides, “go fuck yourself”.

#neverforget

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

This makes it nearly impossible to spin the Sessions vote as anything other than a referendum on the Muslim ban. You can’t claim to oppose the ban and vote to confirm him, okay? Looking at you, Graham and McCain. Looking at you, Feinstein. Looking at you, entire senate.

Oh daaaamn.

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....

But remember people, Hillary was just as bad as Trump and people who voted Third Party just so they could personally feel good aren’t selfish in anyway.

Between this and Joe Biden’s Medal of Freedom, I did a lot of surreptitious crying at my desk today.