The people planning to vote for him(?)

I don’t want it to happen but I kind of do.

Shot. The man said shot. He wants her to die. And I will bet you $20 that if you ask him exactly why she deserves to be shot he won’t even know. That’s the infuriating part. They have no idea what crime to even accuse her of.

“I’d like to secure your sack between two King Hawaiian rolls and then shoot salsa at it from a super soaker.”

No real pull out strategy?

Translating “I moved on her like a bitch” to “I moved on her like Condoleeza Rice” somehow makes it less nonsensical.

yeah this is like if Bill Cosby had a sitcom about drugging and raping women, then women came forward and said he drugged and raped them.

He’s just jealous that he didn’t get that awesome name. ‘Carlos Slim’. That is 80s buddy cop level awesomeness right there. With a name like that, the man was clearly destined for great things.

#theRealKhaleesi

I think we just did... :(

Sorry guys I got no jokes here. I hate this man so much. I want him to die and I want to piss on his grave. Oh and any Trumpie cultists who want to start shit can fuck off and die. You are all scum.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

I was afraid I wouldn’t get a chance to use this.

I’m partial to poonghazi.

why you shouldn’t root for the indians?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.