He seems to be pulling from left and right, due primarily to people under 25 being idiots.

Damn, that’s good.

Not just lost $916 million, but lost it in 1995. It was smack in the middle of the longest extended boom in modern American History. We were fucking printing money in the 90's. Now we all know how that turned out, so had the loss been during the preceding or succeeding recessions, fine. But even I didn’t lose money on…

my worst Miss U.

The ripped to shreds social safety net would be gone. Abortion rights gone. Protection for the environment gone. Minimal protections against discrimination gone. And on and on and on.

Could be. Might be the only way out of this nightmare is through it, if there is a through it. You can’t make people get educated. You cannot make people get informed. You can’t make people stop letting hatred and cruelty rule them. And it’s so exhausting to try.

“Patient has small penis.”

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

She had a great followup to one of the mouthbreathers:

Ok, I am admittedly really really really bad at this, but I need a ruling. Her follow-up (the full one, not what’s written above) is shade, no?

So they sent three immature men with anger issues to an intelligence briefing? What could possibly go wrong?

Yeah, but this one time Hillary met with the King of Bahrainistan or whatever after he gave her foundation some money, so, y’know, it’s all equal and stuff.

I can’t be the only who thinks this premise sounds TERRIBLE, like a space rom-com where the ship suddenly shifts and Jen falls accidentally into Chris’s lap and Chris says something smarmy and Jen responds “You wish!” but in a winking, cute way.

I will never be over the fact that SVU did an episode based loosely on Anthony Weiner, in which the offending politician used “Enrique Trouble” for his “Carlos Danger” alter-ego.

Donald Trump on Twitter:

The deadline article also mentions that these two “gentlemen” stalked the victim afterwards, going so far as to hire a private investigator to take her photos on campus. How’s that for intimidation?

Blending elephant DNA with mammoth DNA and then making a movie about it?

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…