JohnTChance
JohnTChance
JohnTChance

I am so going miss them after next January.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

Amy Adams is apparently a wonderful person IRL. A really good friend of mine was a student at Wake Forest when Junebug was filmed and went to a call for extras and ended up meeting Amy Adams and befriending her — really long story, but the tl;dr version is that Amy Adams was just hanging around all the locals who

Even if you’d accept their genitals in your face for $300k, I think you’d still appreciate being given a choice in the matter.

Why do libertarians hate combs?

Leave Sly and the family alone.

While Bernie Sanders is more appealing to me from a military spending standpoint, ultimately I cannot bring myself to vote for him.

You seem like fun.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

Sepp Blatter does indeed look exposed, Tim, but at least he’ll always have your whitewashed portrayal of him.

I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

I love this. The Lakers suck. Their coach sucks. One half of their owners suck. All their fans are like Danny Devito in Twins: the leftover shit. Fuck them. I’m happy.

For your future use, a longer version:

A guy waving a sign that read “JEWS OWN COMCAST + NBC” drifted by; the top portion of his sign suggested we all “GOOGLE IT!!!” At some point, he hastily manufactured and affixed a back portion to the sign, reading “SNL = JEW PRODUCER”

Tell ya what. Go beat the shit out of your girlfriend or boyfriend and see if anyone from the NFL shows up with a $12 million check.

Who gives a shit that he missed 19 games? He should be missing them all and the NFL shouldn’t be enabling this r from franchises. Any claims to moral superiority from the NFL head offices

“We do not condone domestic violence. We just enable it.”

You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

It’s basically the Producers with spray tan.