No, that would actually be James Garfield, who showed up at the Republican convention in 1880 as the campaign manager for Sherman, gave the nominating speech for him, and then wound up being nominated himself! And Garfield won the election, he became President, but was assassinated shortly thereafter. It’s a really…

@BillSimmons

I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

Kim, you gotta know you done fucked up when...

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

An article I read from a local Minnesota source said his practice is closed this week and routing all calls to a PR firm. Apparently people are shitting all over him on Yelp, etc. too. I would change dentists over this. I hope a lot of people agree.

THESE COLORS DONT RUN, ARIANA

folks are cleverly infecting anti-vaccination activists with computer viruses embedded in photos and links.

I disagree.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

This surprises me. I thought you had to have head trauma to want to play for San Francisco this year.

"Well, my gameplan collapsed. Internally, though. There were no outside factors."

That is never going to get old

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

"As World Series MVP, Chevy would like to award you with a VAN down by the RIVER!"